Something Beautiful

So my friend Cameron and I wrote a poem. It stemmed from a conversation about visiting Ireland and kidnapping the queen and.... Well, here. XD

Me:

A trip to Ireland? That sounds like fun!

First there and if we're not caught, 

we'll run off to England to find Hiddleston!

Cameron:

What’s this we’re doing, you ask in horror

“Nothing much”, I say with a sneer. 

“I’m just kidnapping the Queen here, my dear.” 

“We’ll get all her money, since she won’t want to die.”

“Then run away to Ireland, to Ireland we fly!” 

Why so cruel?! Why this evil deed?!

“To get Hiddleston

Who’s as handsome as you could plead.

Me:

This evil deed will be no difficulty,

Not with the consulting criminal

James Moriarty! 

Although it's true, they thought he was dead,

Do you really think someone could be killed, 

With that kind of a head?

Cameron:

Sherlock is worried.

What’s this he hears?

“Moriarty is alive?!”

“I think that I’ve had too many beers.”

But wait, there’s more?!

More news comes to shore!

Two girls, (from the U.S, no doubt)

Have taken the Queen and spun her about! 

Her dress is in tatters

Her crown is gone 

“I’ve been out of town too long!”

“Where are they now?”

Footsteps come ‘round…

“Miss me darling? I’ve been out of town…..”

Me:

"Come now John, the game is on!"

His friend rolls his eyes

"Oh Moriarty, you great moron."

And meanwhile, back on the farm

Two American girls are holding the queen

Laughing their heads off, in an old barn.

Cameron: 

Back on the farm, In an old barn

We shook our heads and laughed

But suddenly, right outside

Who should appear?

Sherlock and Co. coming

To get her Majesty 

“Surrender or die!”

Yells He with glee

“NEVAH OH EVER”

Yells we with ….fear

When suddenly (yes, suddenly again) 

A HIDDLESTON APPEARS 

Manly and tall

With daggers and all.

“Let the girls go!

Your fight is with me!”

So we escaped 

And ran into the night

While the sound

Of daggers and gunshots

Blurred our sight.

But then, out of nowhere

Comes Tom with the Queen.

“You saved us!”

We scream

“What’s my name, darling?

He says with a smirk

I almost faint

You just gagged

And said with a sneer

“Our lifesaver. Now get out of here” 

“No!” I yell

And run to his side

You laugh 

And rule the world with us.

Me:

The Queen returned home, Jim behind bars

A unexpected rescue, a fight in the dark

Leaves Sherlock at home, shooting holes in the walls

Now to my friend, everyone bows

As Cam is queen of Jotunheim,

I can return to my cows.